To All the Fat Cats out There
Don’t bug me until I get my wake up juice!
If my eyes are open I must be dead!
Smiles outlawed until 2pm violators will be prosecuted!
Every time my lids open it hurts my head!
Beauty sleep is important, now go away so I can become pretty!
One third of your life is spent sleeping; let me try for a half!
Popping out of bed sounds good if I wasn’t so toasted!
