So far it has been an exciting weekend, I was able to have TJ all last week and now I have Tika and Lychelle this week. Plus I have had Lina off and on, and Skyler brought over Nala (his dog) yesterday while they are gone this weekend. I had a yard sale yesterday and today. It has been exciting at my house Lina left with Sky and Mona, and TJ left with his dad yesterday afternoon. this morning I woke up at 4 to let Nala out to do her thing and left the back door open so she could come back in. What I didn't expect was for her to bring company in the form of a chicken no less. The Chicken got loose and the chase was on both girls slept through all the squawking and the barking. The chicken got stuck under a cabinet trying to hide from Nala. So I put on my leather gloves and tried to free the chicken crazy bird was off again with Nala right on her heals, out to the shop they went. the bird tried to get through a rake and got stuck again. So I kindly picked up the bird, and put it in one of our dumpsters, yes that bird was still a live. I called the cop shop, Animal control doesn't come to work until seven. Okay, so the bird is stuck in our dumpster for two hours. Nooooo at 8:30 I call back to find out when he is going to come pick up this chicken after all I do live in town. The dispatcher "oh the animal control won't come in until tomorrow." So I'm suppose to leave a bird in my dumpster until tomorrow? Won't that kind of piss off the inhuman society, with out no food and water? Dispatcher, "Oh you mean the chicken is alive!" Well duh, I wouldn't be calling you if it wasn't. I'd already be frying it up. I need someone to get this damn bird. So the police arrive, and he goes to get the man who own the chickens across the alley from us. they have 10 days to remove their chickens. Did good on my yard sale and a thousand laughs. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. lol

Sad Little Girl

Funnies from children I found these on the net and had to share.

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later.... "Da-d...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear" she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room".
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy".

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?".
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/AEpjEo/:-kVp.Gy$:OITVHRX@/www.btinternet.com/~knutty.knights/adult_children.html/

Spring Flowers

 One of my newer paintings, (Spring Flowers).

Poppies bloom in early Spring,

 The sun rises in the sky, as Angels sing

Gardens grow with tender loving care.

A letter for you!

This is for all my friends and family out there who wonder why I never write. Lol

Actually the first time I ever read this letter was when my sister Jan and I were small. Young enough I didn’t even get all the jokes that were actually in it. I found it once again while going through some of my mother’s things one day. I thought I would share with all of you. Hope you enjoy. I have no clue; who wrote the original letter, or where the letter actually came from. Hope you enjoy the letter as much as I have, Janeal

Caliwood, Holly fornia

Same day of the same year

S.U. and part of the Peninsula

Dear Friend,

            As I have time because I ain’t so busy, I thought I would write you a few lines, eight or ten pages, and let you know the up-to-date news about six months old.

            We are as well as could be expected for the shape we’re in. We ain’t sick, we just don’t feel good. I am feeling fine. Aunt Martha is dead, hope this finds you the same.

            I suppose you will want to know about us moving from Penn. to Calliwood, Hollyfornia. We never started moving until we left; we never turned off till we came to a cross road that went there so it didn’t take us any longer than from the time we left till we got there. The trip was the best part of it all. If you ever come out here don’t miss that. They didn’t expect to see us until we arrived and the most of the people we knew we were acquainted with, and the ones we didn’t know looked like strangers to us. We are at the same house we moved to last, which is beside our nearest neighbor across the road from the other side, John says he thinks we will stay here till we move or go somewhere else.

             We are very busy faming, we have 3 cows, but we are going to sell one because we can’t milk him. Eggs are a good price,. That’s why they are so high; I sure hope we get a lot of them.  We just have 25 old roosters and one old hen.

            Some of the ground is so poor you can’t raise an umbrella on it, but we have a fine crop of potatoes on it, some are the size of hickory nuts, some the size of peas then a hole lot of littler ones. We also have a crop of corn; I think it will make about five gallon to the acre. Some worms got into our corn last year, but we just fished them out and drank it anyway, our romance started with a garden of corn and ended with a full crib.

            Mary was taking the cows to water and when they went across the bridge one fell through and strained her milk now gets the hiccups once a week and churns her own butter.

            The dog died last week, John said he swallowed the take measure and died by inches, Jane said he crawled up by the bed and died by the foot. But Mary said he went up the back alley and died by the yard.

            My mother-in-law is sick and is at deaths door, we sure hope the doctor can pull her through.

            Joan fell off the back porch and skinned her somewhat and bruised her elsewhere.

Alice got the mumps and is having a swell time.

The baby swallowed a roll of camera film, but the doc doesn’t think anything will develop.

            Every time John gets sick he starts feeling bad. The doctor gave him some medicine and said if he got better it might help him, if he didn’t get any worse he would stay about the same. I think he has paralysis.

            Mary had a garter on her stomach and the doctor said she had been drinking too much knee-hi-pop and it moved up on her.

            Every time Grandpa gets a toothache his foot starts hurting and it doesn’t quit till it stops aching.

            I would have sent you the money I owe you, but I already sealed this letter before I remembered it.

            I sent your overcoat to you, but I cut off the buttons so it wouldn’t be so heavy. If you want them they are in the left hand corner of the left hand pocket.

            We are out of jam so we’re sending John to New York to get a new type we just heard about over the radio, it’s called traffic jam. Maybe you have heard about it. Sure hope its good eating.

            I’ve put your address on the inside of this envelope so it won’t rub off. I must close now.

            If you don’t get this letter, let me know and I’ll mail it to you.

If you can’t read my writing make a copy of it and read your own.

            It took me three days to write this, as I know you are such a slow reader.

             Write soon if it’s nothing more than a check.

P. S. (Pea Soup)

            I would like to describe our new house to you. We now have a house where, everything is modern. We have a kitchen, with running water, a living room, and two bedrooms and then there is a little room upstairs that we just found last week. It’s got a thing in it that looks like what about three feet tall that is to wash your face in, but it isn’t very good as it has a hole in it. Then there is another thing over in the corner that is the handiest thing in the house. You can put one foot down in it and wash it all over then press a little button and you have clean water for the other foot. Grandpa went to get a drink out of it and the lid fell and hit him on the head. It had two lids so mom took one to roll pie dough out on and took the other to frame Grandpa’s picture in.

The only disappoint we have found so far in our new home was we had to build our own outhouse since it didn’t have one as we moved in.

Love to all,

From someone you know, you don’t know.

To All Bloggers that Pass by My Site

Cheers to All the World Wide

When the snow come down

The kids come around

Snowball fights and forts

Snowmen with twigs, carrots and hats

Sledding, tubing, and sliding though the hills

When the snow comes down

The fire is lit in the fireplace bright

Hot coco and cinnamon rolls the evening snack

Puzzles and games come out to play

Family togetherness is headed this way

Christmas time is all most here

So many enjoy the Yule Tide Cheer

Jesus is remember for his birth

Plays, movies, and children cartoons

Bring a season of giving and love

It’s a wonderful Life

Scrooge, and White Christmas

Comes back around all the favorites

Every channel found

Winter is a wonderful time of year

So God bless you all with love and peace

Here is my wish for every one a Happy New Year 

By Janeal Mulaney

just for laughs

Email to me by a friend and wanted to share with all of mine.

Larry May Become My New Favourite!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”

After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.

The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, Larry?” “No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing

there all by yourself!”

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What's the matter”, asked Larry “Giving up?”

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”

Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”

Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”

 Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Larry asked,

“Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied,

“Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Larry, looking worried, said,

“Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom .......”

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